SKRL_BRKL

Vi vill bara meddela att bloggen inte är död. För vår kära kamrat Mao Zedong vakar fortfarande över oss, och så länge han gör det fortsätter bloggen att berätta sanningen om världen och dess konflikter och problem.

Lanet är över

Lanet är nu över men bloggen kommer fortsätta tills världen går under eller vi blir avstängda.


Aids Lukt

I ett jävla dygn nu har det luktat rutten fisk i våran mysiga lan stuga. Våra magsäckar har vänts ut och in. Men nu har vi listat ut problemet. Hot Tub. Ett tips: Förvara aldrig Hot Tub i ett 35 gradigt LAN rum i typ 3 dygn. Du kommer ångra dig. Hårt.


Veckans Fråga

"Ska vi lira lite CS?" - Krille
Svaret blir lika deprimerande som bilden.


Stenåldern - LAN

Stenåldern är jävligt nice, för nu ska vi dra paralleler och likheter mellan stenåldern och LAN.


Stenåldern     -     LAN
Klubbor           -     Plastsvärd
Jaga                -     Spela CS
Våldta              -     Störa andra med Karamell %&/# Dansen.
Dricka Blod    -      Dricka saker med massor av socker/koffein/eller båda
Minfält             -      Äckliga kassar fyllda med utspilld kola
Mammutar     -      Pedofiler
Flintastek       -      IKEAs pan pizzor



Jävla Backstabbers

Jävla backstabber cp ungar som sviker en precis när man behöver dom. Dom är precis som finnen i i pannen man aldrig kan klämma. Dom är livets stora böldpest. De jävla saddo maskohisterna. Självklart pratar jag om Simon och Ajax som gick och la sig.

VI slutar detta press meddelande genom att posta denna bild.


Nytt Meddelande

Från och med nu rekommenderar vi här på Pessimistiska LAN FÖRENINGAR AB att besöka
http://www.freewebs.com/kalle_lol_lol_lol/
för mer infomation om hur Pessimistska LAN FÖRENINGAR AB fungerar och hur dom arbetar ute i vuxenlivet.

Vad som händer

Arten häckar över stora delar av norra halvklotet som längst söderut kring Hongkong och övervintrar i tropiska regioner på södra halvklotet i Sydamerika, Afrika, Indien, Sydostasien och nordvästra Australien. Dess vidsträckta utbredning innebär att ladusvalan inte är hotad, fastän det kan förekomma lokala minskningar av populationer på grund av specifika hot, som uppförandet av en internationell flygplats nära Durban.[8] Som kan förväntas av en långflyttare har fågeln förekommit som gäst på så skilda platser som Hawaii, Bermuda, Grönland, Tristan da Cunha och Falklandsöarna.[2]
Quantum cryptography Quantum cryptography, or quantum key distribution (QKD), uses quantum mechanics to guarantee secure communication. It enables two parties to produce a shared random bit string known only to them, which can be used as a key to encrypt and decrypt messages. An important and unique property of quantum cryptography is the ability of the two communicating users to detect the presence of any third party trying to gain knowledge of the key. This results from a fundamental part of quantum mechanics: the process of measuring a quantum system in general disturbs the system. A third party trying to eavesdrop on the key must in some way measure it, thus introducing detectable anomalies. By using quantum superpositions or quantum entanglement and transmitting information in quantum states, a communication system can be implemented which detects eavesdropping. If the level of eavesdropping is below a certain threshold a key can be produced which is guaranteed as secure (i.e. the eavesdropper has no information about), otherwise no secure key is possible and communication is aborted. The security of quantum cryptography relies on the foundations of quantum mechanics, in contrast to traditional public key cryptography which relies on the computational difficulty of certain mathematical functions, and cannot provide any indication of eavesdropping or guarantee of key security. Quantum cryptography is only used to produce and distribute a key, not to transmit any message data. This key can then be used with any chosen encryption algorithm to encrypt (and decrypt) a message, which can then be transmitted over a standard communication channel. The algorithm most commonly associated with QKD is the one-time pad, as it is provably secure when used with a secret, random key. Contents Whereas classical public-key cryptography relies on the computational difficulty of certain hard mathematical problems (such as integer factorization) for key distribution, quantum cryptography relies on the laws of quantum mechanics. Quantum cryptographic devices typically employ individual photons of light and take advantage of either the Heisenberg uncertainty principle or quantum entanglement. Uncertainty: Unlike in classical physics, the act of measurement is an integral part of quantum mechanics. So it is possible to encode information into quantum properties of a photon in such a way that any effort to monitor them disturbs them in some detectable way. The effect arises because in quantum theory, certain pairs of physical properties are complementary in the sense that measuring one property necessarily disturbs the other. This statement is known as the Heisenberg uncertainty principle. The two complementary properties that are often used in quantum cryptography, are two types of photon’s polarization, e.g. rectilinear (vertical and horizontal) and diagonal (at 45° and 135°). Entanglement: It is a state of two or more quantum particles, e.g. photons, in which many of their physical properties are strongly correlated. The entangled particles cannot be described by specifying the states of individual particles and they may together share information in a form which cannot be accessed in any experiment performed on either of the particles alone. This happens no matter how far apart the particles may be at the time. [edit] Two different approaches Based on these two counter-intuitive features of quantum mechanics (uncertainty and entanglement), two different types of quantum cryptographic protocols were invented. The first type uses the polarization of photons to encode the bits of information and relies on quantum randomness to keep Eve from learning the secret key. The second type uses entangled photon states to encode the bits and relies on the fact that the information defining the key only "comes into being" after measurements performed by Alice and Bob. This protocol, known as BB84 after its inventors and year of publication, was originally described using photon polarization states to transmit the information. However any two pairs of conjugate states can be used for the protocol, and many optical fibre based implementations described as BB84 use phase encoded states. The sender (traditionally referred to as Alice) and the receiver (Bob) are connected by a quantum communication channel which allows quantum states to be transmitted. In the case of photons this channel is generally either an optical fibre or simply free space. In addition they communicate via a public classical channel, for example using radio waves or the internet. Neither of these channels need to be secure; the protocol is designed with the assumption that an eavesdropper (referred to as Eve) can interfere in any way with both. The security of the protocol comes from encoding the information in non-orthogonal states. Quantum indeterminacy means that these states cannot in general be measured without disturbing the original state (see No cloning theorem). BB84 uses two pairs of states, with each pair conjugate to the other pair, and the two states within a pair orthogonal to each other. Pairs of orthogonal states are referred to as a basis. The usual polarization state pairs used are either the rectilinear basis of vertical (0°) and horizontal (90°), the diagonal basis of 45° and 135° or the circular basis of left- and right-handedness. Any two of these bases are conjugate to each other, and so any two can be used in the protocol. Below the rectilinear and diagonal bases are used. Basis 0 1 The first step in BB84 is quantum transmission. Alice creates a random bit (0 or 1) and then randomly selects one of her two bases (rectilinear or diagonal in this case) to transmit it in. She then prepares a photon polarization state depending both on the bit value and basis, as shown in the table to the left. So for example a 0 is encoded in the rectilinear basis (+) as a vertical polarization state, and a 1 is encoded in the diagonal basis (x) as a 135° state. Alice then transmits a single photon in the state specified to Bob, using the quantum channel. This process is then repeated from the random bit stage, with Alice recording the state, basis and time of each photon sent. Quantum mechanics (particularly quantum indeterminacy) says there is no possible measurement that will distinguish between the 4 different polarization states, as they are not all orthogonal. The only measurement possible is between any two orthogonal states (a basis), so for example measuring in the rectilinear basis will give a result of horizontal or vertical. If the photon was created as horizontal or vertical (as a rectilinear eigenstate) then this will measure the correct state, but if it was created as 45° or 135° (diagonal eigenstates) then the rectilinear measurement will instead return either horizontal or vertical at random. Furthermore, after this measurement the photon will be polarized in the state it was measured in (horizontal or vertical), with all information about its initial polarization lost. As Bob does not know the basis the photons were encoded in, all he can do is select a basis at random to measure in, either rectilinear or diagonal. He does this for each photon he receives, recording the time, measurement basis used and measurement result. After Bob has measured all the photons, he communicates with Alice over the public classical channel. Alice broadcasts the basis each photon was sent in, and Bob the basis each was measured in. They both discard photon measurements (bits) where Bob used a different basis, which will be half on average, leaving half the bits as a shared key.

Bullens pilsnerkorv

Kalle whinar... Krille svettas lök, Ajax klipper håter, Jocke masserar kalle, ORDNING I RÄTTSSALEN! GRODELLI GRODELLI!

Är det någon som vill ringa? då kan man ringa försäkringskassan,,

Invandrare jobbar på vivo

OLW eller Pringles

OLW ELLER PRINGLESZ!??!?!?!
PIRATER ELLER NINJA?
JUDE ELLER NEGER?
DUM ELLER ELAK??
SNOPP ELLER KROPP??
JÄVLAR ELLER FAN!??
KUK ELLER PENIS?!?!
SVAJARE ELLER PAJARE!??
FUN SERVER ELLER BORING SERVER??!
ALLMÄNT TUFF ELLER ALLMÄNT DUM?
TÅG ELLER BUSS??
ANAL ELLER BANAL?
KATEGORI ELLER PORNOGRAFI??
TJEJSNACK ELLER SKREVKLI?
MASSAGE ELLER HÅRD PORR??
CS ELLER PSPSSPS?
+ ELLER - ??
STAKE ELLER SLAKIG??
RAGNAR ELLER HULT??
MOR ELLER MORMOR???
MILF ELLER GIMP??
MCAFEE ELLER NORTON???
INSTÄLLNINGAR ELLER KONFUGERATIONER?
KONFLUX ELLER POMPERIPOSSA??
NUTELLA ELLER DORITOS??
JUD FIBB ELLER SKITRÖV??
BALL ELLER HALL`??
KASTERERA ELLER LOBOTOMERA??
NILS ELLER KLAS??
ÖVERSEXUELL ELLER UNDERSEXUELL??
INCEST ELLER FEST??? (samma sak)
SCHRIPZ ELLER HAKLLONSODA??
X-RAY ELLER RED BULL?
MAO ZEDONG ELLER STALIN??
JESUS ELLER HITLER?
CEASAR ELLER SIMON??
AJAX ELLER YES??



Jude Paj

simon har blivit ännu mer emo, skär sig själv, försöker slita ut sin själ och offra den till satan. Ajax har åkt till Uppsala, Krille har konverterat till Islam, Jocke runkar och Kalle har blivit gud.


Peddofil Tomas. <3

Väckte grabbarna vid hav 7 ikväll.
Nu är vi vakna alla Pedofiler, p-p-pedophail hunters incumin'
/joakim.

Oj oj vad kul vi har

Oj!

Skagenröra, plåtburkar och fisk

javisst!

Judepajar, skohorn, bågfilar och fil i underlivet

MmmmMMmm

Whien spam vcrap

Jocke whinar simon emo ajax hax krille ladda banor kalle pro

Nytt inlägg

krille vart ägd.

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LAN, nu jävlar är det LAN.

Vi har kommit till ajax runt 4 tiden, hoppat in i hans stuga och börjat spela. Dagens diskussionsämne har varit. Blattar och deras rätt i samhället. Vi vill gärna höra era åsikter om denna ståndpunkt, kära läsare. Vad vi också har diskuterat är meningen med livet och dess innehåll. Vad vi vill framföra i denna blogg är att livet har sina nergångar och uppgångar.
VI slutar detta meddelande genom att lägga ut denna vackra bild på Mao Zedong.

På Onsdag

På Onsdag bryter helvetet ut for real, för då är det LAN. Om ingenting annat händer, så som.. Kommer inte på någon anledning, vad finns det för anledning att inte ha lan? Ingen. Möjligtvis att jorden går under. Men som tur är bor vi nära filips pappa, som säkert har nått klurigt han kan komma med. Tills dess


Hejsvejs

Väntan är olidlig

Lanet kommer närmare i rasande steg. Eller rättare sagt rasande långsamma steg, hur nu det går. Planen var att när Ajax karaktär vart level 60 så skulle lanet börja, men problemet är att han har hyrt en den mest amatöriska firman som finns, som inte har en jävla aning om hur man levlar. Så dissa turk-wow-lvling-företag och levla själv/botta, eller hyr kineser, dom är bättre.

Ezekiel 25.17

The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon you.

/Kalle

pulp fucktion?

omg me (filip), kalle, jocke, oskar and krille will look at some pulp fiction thingy today.
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/filip

omg soon lan, lol

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/filip

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